yesplasticbag:

cuntinued:

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

that’s not a fun fact

(via sluttycricketjumper)

Boo weekly arrival of angst-ridden worries and future-thought… Go away. You aren’t welcome here.

aphrael6:

You guys, we met the awesome adult link again this year at NDK!  My little Link was thrilled.  Here are some of my favorites.

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pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

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princeburrito:

date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with. 

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videntefernandez:

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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How long has someone been waiting for a chance to use that gif?

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retro-girl811:

the-phoenix-has-risen:

misha-smiles:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

e-zekiel:

consulting-time-captain:

aro-rusco:

santajackharkness:

theladythorki:

steven-stone:

i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon

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petition to rename the moon

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this entire site is on drugs

This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die

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WRONG STEVE

"It’s a pretty name"

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flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genius, he is the true Punmaster

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svaggity-svat-i-can-do-zat:

THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR

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thecutestofthecute:

In honor of Autumn coming soon, here are some happy dogs that love the fall weather are aren’t afraid to show it. Have a great day everyone.

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